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世上最强的中国式英文,你最喜欢哪一条(转载)

圣人无名 发表于:2006-02-09 681人阅读1条回复 鲜花0 [ 复制链接 ] [ 快速回复 ] [ 举报 ]

 1.we two who and who?
   咱俩谁跟谁阿
  2.how are you ? how old are you?
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
  brothers ! together up !
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then
  say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  有事起奏,无事退朝
  6.you me you me
   彼此彼此
  7.You Give Me Stop!!
   你给我站住!
  8.know is know noknow is noknow
   知之为知之,不知为不知...
  9.WATCH SISTER
   表妹
  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son
  can make hole!!
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子打地洞
  11.American
  Chinese not enough
  美中不足
  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
   车祸现场描述
  13.heart flower angry open
  心花怒放
  14.go past no mistake past
   走过路过,不要错过
  15.小明:I am sorry!
   老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
   老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!
  16.If you want money,I have no;
  if you want life,I have one!
   要钱没有,要命一条
  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  我叫李老大,今年25。
  18.you have two down son。
  你有两下子。
  19.as far as you go to die
  有多远,死多远!!!!
  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you
  face ,I turn my face
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
老公:  允许你喝醉,允许你勾妹 但你晚上必须跟老娘归队 如果你敢伤老娘的心,伤老娘的肺 老娘一定把你第三条腿打成残废 让你的小鸟鸟永远打瞌睡!!!
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